Truth #15

Last September, I drunkenly made a time capsule one night when my kitchen was being remodeled. I filled a box with random stuff, pictures, and a note with probably too much personal information (basically everything about me minus my social security number). I secretly hid it in the insulation of a wall before my contractor closed it up.

I’m still deciding if this was a great idea… or a fucking fire hazard…

It’s probably just a fire hazard though. 🙂

Truth #14

One night a few years ago, after I had lost about a hundred pounds, I was standing naked in front of the mirror. I was doing something and I caught a glimpse of something on my back… I automatically thought it was a fucking wood tick and screamed. I hate fucking ticks.

So, my mom comes in (I’m still naked) and she’s like wtf is wrong?! and I yell “there’s a fucking tick on my back!” So she’s looks at my back…

It was a fucking large freckle.

This was the moment I had lost enough weight to finally see an undiscovered freckle on my back. Now that’s all I can think of when I see it.

You’re welcome for this story. 😉